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thorinds:

I’m reading about Khuzdul and Dwarfish culture, and I love it so much because for instance, the Dwarves have a common saying that goes “Ma ôhfûkizu kuthu khathuzh aslônî. Ni ma mahùlchùp agrîfumùn hi ya”.

That basically translates to “Rejoice not when an elf falls - but don’t rush to pick him up either”.

(via xroadsdemon)


#dwarf/elf relations #dwarves #elves #pfffft

We interrupt our regular broadcast to bring you … Vulcan Kisses

jaxxtheblade:

spocks—cock:

I put together some vulcan smooches for you, because I love you.

Vulcan husband-wife kiss:

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Adorable.

Vulcan mother-child kiss:

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D’AWWW

Sexy vulcan makeout:

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ooh yeah get some

Vulcan—wait what

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what are are you doing

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oh my god

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stop

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yeah so I don’t know what this equates to in human terms

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but I’m pretty sure if you did it in public on Vulcan it would get you arrested

(via gilgameshxendkidu)


#pfffft #Star Trek