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myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

(via madelinestarr)


#Avengers #pfffft

melkorwashere:

undoherdamage:

misbehavingmaiar:

gonedolin:

misbehavingmaiar:

YOU FLEW OVER IT AN YOU DIDN’T EVEN LOOK DOWN????

WHAT AM I PAYING YOU FOR?

maeglin:

(It’s okay, Sauron. Maybe it was so foggy you couldn’t see a wide open, mountainless area that for no reason at all whatsoever could hold any population. Nah, don’t stress about it man.)

I WAS BLEEDING OUT THE NECK 

AND THERE WERE EAGLES 

okay but imagine gondolin when a dark, blood-dripping cloud passes overhead suddenly

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and years later…

Ah,Sauron. You grow old and don’t see many things x)

and i needed any excuse to draw sauron’s bat-style-red-outfit x)


#pfffft #Silmarillion #Sauron

thorinds:

I’m reading about Khuzdul and Dwarfish culture, and I love it so much because for instance, the Dwarves have a common saying that goes “Ma ôhfûkizu kuthu khathuzh aslônî. Ni ma mahùlchùp agrîfumùn hi ya”.

That basically translates to “Rejoice not when an elf falls - but don’t rush to pick him up either”.

(via xroadsdemon)


#dwarf/elf relations #dwarves #elves #pfffft