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Omfg.
OH MY GOD
Well, that was unexpected.
Funny AND I can justify putting it on my pr0n blog! Hurrah!
OHMYGOD
Everything will now be rated on a scale of “CW Hotness.”
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what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
tequila mockingbird
anything by hemingway
did they send me daughters
when i asked
for sons
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This makes me vaguely uncomfortable.
The resemblance is uncanny.
It was the worst job I’ve ever had. I couldn’t get a job that year. And, finally, my agent calls me and he says, “I’ve got some good and some bad news. I’ve got a job for you and it shoots in Cape Town.” I said, “That’s fantastic!” […] He said, “Well, it’s a German sausage commercial.” I was young and going to be a serious actor. That was the last thing I thought I was going to be doing. (x)
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*gets the urge to delete all my social network accounts, drop out of school and live in the woods*
you can’t just thoreau your life away like that
:”D
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If you know what this is referring to… You’ve been on Tumblr for too long.
This is the best “cosplay” I have ever seen
BESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST
Why do I recognize this
Literally the worst part is that I knew what this was the moment I saw it.
Brava
oh my god no
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i’m sorry wetpaint, you lost me at new couple alert and this photo
Tumblr’s dream has come true.
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