So when we first started dating more than a decade ago, Sarah and I had to hand out Halloween candy at her boss’s house, and because her boss lived in a very fancy neighborhood, there were a lot of fancy Halloween costumes.
And one kid—maybe eight years old—came dressed as Napoleon. Little dude looked exactly like Napoleon head to toe. Perfect costume.
All the other kids he was with came up and said “Trick or Treat!” And then little Napoleon made his way up the stairs and reaching into the huge candy bowl, he looks at Sarah and says, “L’etat c’est moi.”
And Sarah says, “That’s a quote from Louis XIV, not Napoleon.”
And I was in love.
Dying of all that cuteness here.