Showing posts tagged LOTR
“LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering
Of course there are, even classy ones!
"My usual table, Bolg"
“And the ship went out into the High Sea and passed into the West, until at last on a night of rain Frodo smelled a sweet fragrance on the air and heard the sound of singing that came over the water. And then it seemed to him that as in his dream in the house of Bombadil, the grey rain-curtain turned all to silver glass and was rolled back, and he beheld white shores and beyond them a far green country under a swift sunrise.”
l·o·v·e [luhv] - noun
a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection,
as for a parent, child, or friend.
small details of hobbiton
2. looking out from inside a hobbit hole
3. close-up of the leaves on the tree above bag end.
4. fresh veggies from the garden
5. getting ready for tea
6. the door to bag end
7. chess pieces at the potter’s
8. a swing in the dell
9. bilbo’s sign
10. a glance through the window
I KNOW BUT HE STILL DIES
THE UNDYING LANDS DON’T MAKE PEOPLE IMMORTAL
HE BASICALLY WENT TO A REALLY NICE ELVISH NURSING HOME AND DIEEEEEEEEED ; A ;
AND THEN HE WENT TO DWARF HEAVEN WHICH IS BASICALLY ACROSS THE MOUNTAINS AT THE VALAR’S PLACE SO LEGOLAS TOTALLY DEFINITELY JUST VISITED HIM THERE AFTER HE DIED
I like how this fandom is alternately wallowing in the angst and self-blindingly optimistic.
Reinterpretation of Tolkien’s Fantastic Hobbit Home: